Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.