Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.