Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.