How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.