The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

How awful the thought of oneness-the yoga idea. One merging into all and all merging into one. Just think of merging into Herbert Hoover.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.