I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.