I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.