The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.