How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.