The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.