The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

You can always tell where Diana Ross has been by the hair that's left behind!

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

I love to trick or treat. I love dressing up like some kind of monster and knocking on doors. Nobody knows it's me, and I get candy.