The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

We are happier in many ways when we are old than when we were young. The young sow wild oats. The old grow sage.

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.

There's a certain point at which you don't want to hear 'Happy Birthday'. You just want to pretend the day doesn't exist. Just remember what I'm telling you: 78 is not old.