Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

You can always tell where Diana Ross has been by the hair that's left behind!

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.