Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.