One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four days.