Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you, mine are still greater.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.