So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you, mine are still greater.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.