Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman