Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.