Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

George Bernard Shaw

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

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Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Mick Jagger

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I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

Jerry Garcia

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