Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Mick Jagger

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Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

Stevie Wonder

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Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Winston Churchill

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill

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