I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

Jerry Garcia

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, Goodbye.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman