My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

I'd like to say "thank you" on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.