Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

How awful the thought of oneness-the yoga idea. One merging into all and all merging into one. Just think of merging into Herbert Hoover.

Humor is the ability to discern in a kindly way the folly in what is considered normal, sublime behavior, and to discern the discrepancy in what appears as a truth.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.