Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant.

All I need is the opportunity,' I said confidently. He smiled. 'Seventeen's very young, and you look even younger.' I shrugged off-handedly. 'That's a question of make-up.' Karno laughed. That shrug, he told Sydney later, got me the job.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.