Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Frank Sinatra

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Mark Twain

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When I was a small boy in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and... we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.

Dwight Eisenhower

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My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

Justin Bieber

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There is one thing about being President - nobody can tell you when to sit down.

Dwight Eisenhower

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