My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

Justin Bieber

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

It is conceivable that I might well be reborn as a Chinese coolie. In such case I should lodge a protest.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman