So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.