I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.