Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

I had a feeling once about Mathematics - that I saw it all. Depth beyond depth was revealed to me - the Byss and Abyss. I saw - as one might see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show - a quantity passing through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly why it happened and why the tergiversation was inevitable but it was after dinner and I let it go.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.