If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.

Mark Twain

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman