A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Frank Sinatra

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Mark Twain

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As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Jon Bon Jovi

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In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

Bill Gates

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I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

Charlie Chaplin

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I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

Jerry Garcia

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