Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.