Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.