Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

I'd like to say "thank you" on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition.