I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.

Elton John

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, Goodbye.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman