In one faculty, at least, there can be no dispute of the gentleman's superiority over me, and most other men; and that is, the faculty of entangling a subject, so that neither himself, or any other man, can find head or tail to it.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

You can always tell where Diana Ross has been by the hair that's left behind!