In one faculty, at least, there can be no dispute of the gentleman's superiority over me, and most other men; and that is, the faculty of entangling a subject, so that neither himself, or any other man, can find head or tail to it.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age.

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.