In one faculty, at least, there can be no dispute of the gentleman's superiority over me, and most other men; and that is, the faculty of entangling a subject, so that neither himself, or any other man, can find head or tail to it.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.