It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.