That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.

It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.