That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.