I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.