Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Humor is the ability to discern in a kindly way the folly in what is considered normal, sublime behavior, and to discern the discrepancy in what appears as a truth.

Among other common lies, we have the silent lie - the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction is obliged to stick to probability, and truth ain't.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The truth hurts, but silence kills.