I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.

Elvis Presley

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

When I started singing, I weighed 153 pounds. I weigh 184 now. I haven't gotten any taller, but I'm putting on a little more weight.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman