A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

When I started singing, I weighed 153 pounds. I weigh 184 now. I haven't gotten any taller, but I'm putting on a little more weight.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.