There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

Mick Jagger

AbsolutesVodkaLife

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

Robbie Williams

GayStarsStraightMovement...+2

So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

Justin Bieber

BieberWorldLife

That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.

Robbie Williams

ProblemGary BarlowLovedGay

My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.

Lady Gaga

GrandmaBlindPantsSee...+2

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

Marilyn Monroe

LearnWalkBabyLesson...+1