Breadcrumb_light image

My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.

Related Quotes

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

Humor is the sublime wisdom of pity and tolerance in which man recognizes the utter futility of his own enterprise and importance.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

Humor is the ability to discern in a kindly way the folly in what is considered normal, sublime behavior, and to discern the discrepancy in what appears as a truth.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Lady Gaga quote: My grandmother is basically bl... | QuoteBooklet