Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.