Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

Humor is the ability to discern in a kindly way the folly in what is considered normal, sublime behavior, and to discern the discrepancy in what appears as a truth.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

The saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority are possessed of two great qualities--a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.