There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

We live in the world when we love it.