Jokes Quotes

I suppose I'm a traditional progressive who is suspicious of woke-ism as a viable worldview or device to make things better. But I don't want to be associated with any side because then I can't make jokes about them. I just wanna make jokes.

Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.