So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.