So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.