Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

The way to deal with worldly people is to frighten them by repeating their scandalous whisperings aloud.

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.