Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Socrates

ManUnhappyMarriedUntil

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Frank Sinatra

ManHappinessMarriedKnow...+1

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Jon Bon Jovi

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I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying; and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with any one who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Abraham Lincoln

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My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

Winston Churchill

WifeBreakfastDisagreeable

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

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