By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.