I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

Marilyn Monroe

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman