I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.