I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.