'Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.