New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.