If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

M. K. Gandhi

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All I need is the opportunity,' I said confidently. He smiled. 'Seventeen's very young, and you look even younger.' I shrugged off-handedly. 'That's a question of make-up.' Karno laughed. That shrug, he told Sydney later, got me the job.

Charlie Chaplin

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A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

George Bernard Shaw

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"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Winston Churchill

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I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

Mark Twain

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Mark Twain

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