I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Marilyn Monroe

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Mark Twain

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I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying; and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with any one who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Abraham Lincoln

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I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

Marilyn Monroe

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I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

Marilyn Monroe

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