Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.