Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!

My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.

I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.