Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, Goodbye.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.