Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, Goodbye.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Call no man unhappy until he is married.