When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Six hours sleep for a man, seven for a woman and eight for a fool.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.