When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.

Kishore Kumar

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If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Prince

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Mark Twain

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Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

John Lennon

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Mark Twain

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Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Socrates

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