Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

Loving the same man or woman all your life, why, that's like supposing the same candle could last you all your life