Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Loving the same man or woman all your life, why, that's like supposing the same candle could last you all your life

So long as the love, even the smallest, of man toward woman is not destroyed, so long is his mind in bondage as the calf that drinks milk is to its mother.