Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Loving the same man or woman all your life, why, that's like supposing the same candle could last you all your life

Call no man unhappy until he is married.