Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I went to a radio station on Long Island in 1982, and thank goodness for me, it was so new that there was no receptionist. So the DJ opened up his booth, and took my tape and listened to it and thought it was a hit song.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.