Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

FactsFirstDistortPlease

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Jon Bon Jovi

WifeLeaveMarriedSecret...+2

I went to a radio station on Long Island in 1982, and thank goodness for me, it was so new that there was no receptionist. So the DJ opened up his booth, and took my tape and listened to it and thought it was a hit song.

Jon Bon Jovi

RadioStationIslandBooth...+2

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

Robbie Williams

Kid RockEminemKissingProspect

My pops and my mom started playing Marvin Gaye and the Isley Brothers and all these people, but at the same time, they always had Snoop on right behind it in the same mix.

Kendrick Lamar

Marvin GayeIsley BrothersSnoopPops...+2

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

Paul McCartney

SeriouslyGigglesMind