If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.